Ha Ana Za! - Thu, 2008-05-15 17:51 By
Like all women, I have encountered phases where I have completely loathed and detested my body for a variety of different reasons- too fat, too thin, too tall, too short....too, too, too!!! Between me and my friends, family and aquaintances, I reckon that I have encountered every diet out there and guess what?!?!? Most of them don't really work!
BUT...I have finally discovered the secret to slim, svelte contours and long, lithe limbs! Having spent the last week in absolute agony due to blood poisoning at the hands of a stupid and sadistic dentist, with my left cheek looking something like a cross between a Picasso and an over-zealous hamster and the mere effort of sipping water being far too painful to even contemplate, I have finally attained the perfect UK size 6 figure!
So ladies....just message me for the kind man's number and I will send him your way! Unfortunately, I can not promise that small children will not run when they see your hideously malformed face but that hardly matters when you are the proud owner of such a gorgeous booty!
Like all women, I have encountered phases where I have completely loathed and detested my body for a variety of different reasons- too fat, too thin, too tall, too short....too, too, too!!! Between me and my friends, family and aquaintances, I reckon that I have encountered every diet out there and guess what?!?!? Most of them don't really work!
BUT...I have finally discovered the secret to slim, svelte contours and long, lithe limbs! Having spent the last week in absolute agony due to blood poisoning at the hands of a stupid and sadistic dentist, with my left cheek looking something like a cross between a Picasso and an over-zealous hamster and the mere effort of sipping water being far too painful to even contemplate, I have finally attained the perfect UK size 6 figure!
So ladies....just message me for the kind man's number and I will send him your way! Unfortunately, I can not promise that small children will not run when they see your hideously malformed face but that hardly matters when you are the proud owner of such a gorgeous booty!
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