I found out last week that my derrière is a miracle worker! No longer shall I look down upon my derrière (no pun intended), condemn it for being too “Egyptian” (yes, it’s true my friends, my ass is more Egyptian than I am), and make it feel unloved.

So, what brought upon me this overwhelming sensation of love and affection towards my bum? Well, I accidentally sat on my aviator shades last week, and in the first time in two years, they fit perfectly! I’ve taken it to a jazillion opticians to tweak, but it was all in bloody vain, none of them could fix them to fit. Who’d have guessed my derrière would be the one to save the day?! Not me, not I (eiw, how Delta Goodrem-esque). If anybody needs their sunglasses tweaked, send them my way, I can work miracles now.

A song that is oh-so-appropriate..(watch the video below to find out what the song is).

Till next time world.